Cancer Champion Gifts

Chemotherapy male warrior

"Our war is against cancer."

Medical personnel give their hearts

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Glass Ceiling

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Human rights

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Have you considered the career enhancement opportunities of giving birth in your lunch hour?'

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

So, did you see any of those facist, right wing, anti-population growth zealots on your way in here?

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Workplace bullying.

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

Dedicated to the heroes behind the heroes.

Barrett - rushed majority

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed

Covid Duel

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

"And what have you done for us women?"

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

Doctor to man: 'We've found a mass. The good news is we have weapons of mass destruction.'

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

"... Keep your eyes on the prize." John Lewis, 1940-2020

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"