Cancer Warrior Gifts

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Female chemotherapy warrior.

A man who survived cancer and his wife.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'Well, well, well...'

Be Healthy

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Your contents have shifted."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

The Cougher

Office slaves.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

National Boss Monument.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Hot Pie Therapy

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"I told him he should have trained more."