Rejection Resister Gifts

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Hate Platforms

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

Turkey going away for Christmas.

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

Trying to Prevent the Downturn.

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

Willingness to move Comfort & Security A = Why forced change is upsetting

Federal Department of Self-Justification

"I haven't sunk my teeth into a mailman's butt in months. I hate e-mail."

'Fred's on a tough diet. He can look but he can't eat.'

"I've worked here for thirty years..."

'If there's a pool, we're not interested: We would never use it!'

Employment Video

"I'm old school. I still like to yell, 'Stay off my lawn' rather than text it."

'You're very lucky to get an allotment, of course. Mine here's been a godsend since the downturn.'

'I'm holding my breath to avoid change.'

He tried to hold back the blades of change.

Man preparing to swim the channel covers himself in goose fat and notices that a man preparing to paddle is doing the same.