Rejection Letter Collector Gifts

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Any recommendations besides these report cards saying you work well with others?'

The birth of junk mail.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

'Here's the junk mail.'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Carrier Pigeons

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Reading the love-letter

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'Not more junk mail!'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

"Oh I'm sure it was just an accident I wasn't invited – not some vast conspiracy."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Vampire mailman.

'Did the mail come?'

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'