Reins Master Gifts

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

A Bloody Butcher

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Zenemies.

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Yoga with Baby

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Guru.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Hoarder."

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'