Rank Master Gifts

"Dismissed corporal. I outrank you."

The president's men

A Bloody Butcher

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Circus

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

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Matador.

Army Barracks

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"Fifi's husband was in the audience!"

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'How about a game of cards?'

Cheese Plaiters.

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

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