Rank Master Gifts

"Dismissed corporal. I outrank you."

The president's men

A Bloody Butcher

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Circus

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

Matador.

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Army Barracks

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

Thanks TSA

"Fifi's husband was in the audience!"

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

Cheese Plaiters.

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

'How about a game of cards?'

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'