Regulation Wizards Gifts

'Unfortunately my staff are now all working flexitime.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'You may have three mergers.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

"What I want from you, is a big budget event with a low budget, budget."

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

European Union versus Big Tech

Non-metric speak your weight machine

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

Anti-litter by-law in effect