Regulation Commentator Gifts

Lorry has signs saying 'No hand signals ... but I may empty my ash tray from time to time.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Voice of the GOP

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Coming as I do from a rather conservative district, I'd prefer you didn't refer to my win as a 'man-date'.'

Blind Republican Johnson, Conservative Blues Elephant.

Federally Guidelined

"I just discovered where the company's money is going. Since when did we start paying our employees?"

Non-metric speak your weight machine

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

DOH to encourage PCTs to set up walk-in centres.

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

'Quick, Henson - seal the exits, call the police and get a pathologist in here to determine the exact time he left the payroll!'