Regulatory Satirist Gifts

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Suggestions box in a toilet.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'He started it!'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

'You can't cash your paychecks until your 6 month probation is satisfactorily over.'

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

"We appreciate your insights Norman but the firm has reached the stage where we need actual ideas."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

"I can't sue my insurance company because it was an act of god? Well, then, can I sue my church?"

'Not guilty by reason of millions of years of evolutionary selection for aggressive behavior, Your Honor.'

'I'm not kidding....my client is really insane!'

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

The new contract will give you much more power over your future...so here are some guidelines as to how you'll be allowed to use it!'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

Attorney at law - Rates: JusticeObstruction of Justice.

Oil Workers

'We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious.'

Lawyer with no work makes himself look busy

Adult Crime, Childish Thinking Time

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."