Policy Satirist Gifts

'Having undertaken a lengthy and comprehensive review of the issues surrounding the lack of progress in implementing the policy in question...'

'You can't cash your paychecks until your 6 month probation is satisfactorily over.'

'I'll call my sales manager and see if it's OK for you to have dessert.'

Man at F.O.R.E.S.T. with In and Out trays.

The government is fully aware of the urgency of the GP's position...

'Once more unto the breach...'

"You're fired."

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Spot the difference.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Reagacentennial

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The economy.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"We won!"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."