Policy Humorist Gifts

'Honesty is the best policy. It's also our most expensive.'

Insurance: 'Read your policy small print. Being born before 1940 is a preexisting condition.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

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'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

John F. Kennedy

"Beware of Don"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Uncle Donnie

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time