Regulation Critics Gifts

How to profit from de-regulation of fervor

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

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"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Net Neutrality

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

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Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

I threw my back out picking up the guidelines

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"