Regulation Critic Gifts

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

CSA bogging down a truck

'Sorry, you can't file a joint-return unless you're married!'

'They want us to assess a $10 penalty on customers who fill out deposit slips in the wrong color ink.'

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

"Didn't the consumer financial protection bureau used to be right here...?"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

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"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Net Neutrality

"Never forget...if you bend a law enough, it becomes a loophole!"

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

GDPR compliant

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

I threw my back out picking up the guidelines

"It stands for 'North American Free Lunch Agreement' "

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.