Regulation Critic Gifts

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

CSA bogging down a truck

'Sorry, you can't file a joint-return unless you're married!'

Dangerous to Your Logical Health

'They want us to assess a $10 penalty on customers who fill out deposit slips in the wrong color ink.'

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

"Didn't the consumer financial protection bureau used to be right here...?"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

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Net Neutrality

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

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The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

"Never forget...if you bend a law enough, it becomes a loophole!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

I threw my back out picking up the guidelines