Governance Critic Gifts

"It's very similar - just a lot more 'Go to Jail' spaces..."

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

UK border controls relaxed.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

The wrecking crew!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

US Capitol Building Toppled

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

social services cuts

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

The Emperor's New Clothes

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"