Government Critic Gifts

Dear Sir, We have misused all of the money that you sent us and we need you to send us more. Thank you, Internal Revenue

"Somebody's screwed up...there's a bit of road here nobody's working on..."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"Thank you, Governor - we'll take it from here."

Big government pig

The New Schools Policy In Full.

'That's F-E-M-A!' Rebuilding New Orleans.

"The government should look where I'm going"

Bureau of Spending Decreases and Deficit Reduction - 'Wait a minute! How can that be?'

'Well it's nearer 700,000 to be more precise'

"The right hand doesn't even know what the right hand is doing."

"No, no, Senator, no thanks are necessary at this time."

'According to Government budget figures, 'Tax Freedom Day' this year will take place on February 11th of next year.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Approval rating polls.

Taxpayer Money.

FIRST NATIONAL BANK, 'The Government came and took your account, sir -- they said you'd understand.'

'Hey, we wanted budget cuts, we got budget cuts.'

'Shouldn't we be INVESTING some of this?'

Att: Govt. Agencies. We have: Propagandists,scapegoats,apologists

Minister's word will be spoken by an actor

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

'Welcome to the Pension and benefits cafe, congressman...what;s your order for you and your co-workers?'

"I want to vote for the loser, so I can feel good every time the government stuffs up."

Inquiry into the Government's Covid Response

Citizen's Advice: 'And here are some leaflets explaining what bastards the Coalition are...'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

A government of all the talents

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"Actually, my political philosophy is pretty simple: 'Practice Random Gridlock and Senseless Acts of Partisanship!'"

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"News item: No word yet as to when Nebraska congressional delegation will hold live town hall meetings."