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Dear Sir, We have misused all of the money that you sent us and we need you to send us more. Thank you, Internal Revenue

"Somebody's screwed up...there's a bit of road here nobody's working on..."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"Thank you, Governor - we'll take it from here."

'That's F-E-M-A!' Rebuilding New Orleans.

Big government pig

Bureau of Spending Decreases and Deficit Reduction - 'Wait a minute! How can that be?'

The New Schools Policy In Full.

"The government should look where I'm going"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Taxpayer Money.

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

Approval rating polls.

'Welcome to the Pension and benefits cafe, congressman...what;s your order for you and your co-workers?'

'Shouldn't we be INVESTING some of this?'

Citizen's Advice: 'And here are some leaflets explaining what bastards the Coalition are...'

Minister's word will be spoken by an actor

'Parliament needs a new rubber stamp.'

Att: Govt. Agencies. We have: Propagandists,scapegoats,apologists

'Hey, we wanted budget cuts, we got budget cuts.'

A government of all the talents

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

"Actually, my political philosophy is pretty simple: 'Practice Random Gridlock and Senseless Acts of Partisanship!'"

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

'According to Government budget figures, 'Tax Freedom Day' this year will take place on February 11th of next year.'

Inquiry into the Government's Covid Response

"I want to vote for the loser, so I can feel good every time the government stuffs up."

"No, no, Senator, no thanks are necessary at this time."

'Well it's nearer 700,000 to be more precise'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"The right hand doesn't even know what the right hand is doing."

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK, 'The Government came and took your account, sir -- they said you'd understand.'