Government Criticism T-Shirts

Ministry of Ministries.

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The Emperor's New Clothes

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

social services cuts

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Facelook

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."

'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'

The Harper Government