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Recycling: Government EU Information Pamphlets.

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

US Capitol Building Toppled

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The Emperor's New Clothes

social services cuts

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

Democracy Bleeds

'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'