Government Critics Gifts

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

'He broke an EU Directive.'

Obama "Saves" 7 Jobs

"Nap time for the senate babies"

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Boris Johnson's Devolution

Policy Exchange

Reserved For The Tory Party

Why isn't govt. providing adequate baby formula...?!

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Government a la Carte

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

US Capitol Building Toppled

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

social services cuts

The Emperor's New Clothes

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

Facelook

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'