Government Policy Critic Gifts

Can't Run, Can't Hide

Retirement Suddenly Feels Kind of Moot

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

'Even my three year old doesn't believe in that last one.'

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

Stimulus bust

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

UK border controls relaxed.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

DUNVOTIN

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

The wrecking crew!

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

US Capitol Building Toppled

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The Emperor's New Clothes

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

social services cuts

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

New Boss, Same as the Old Dictator

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.