Government Policy Critic Mugs

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

'Even my three year old doesn't believe in that last one.'

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

Stimulus bust

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

UK border controls relaxed.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

The wrecking crew!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

US Capitol Building Toppled

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

social services cuts

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

The Emperor's New Clothes

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"