Regulation Critics Mugs

How to profit from de-regulation of fervor

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

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Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

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Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

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'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

I threw my back out picking up the guidelines

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'