Regulation Commentator Pillows

Lorry has signs saying 'No hand signals ... but I may empty my ash tray from time to time.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Reagacentennial

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate

Voice of the GOP

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'Coming as I do from a rather conservative district, I'd prefer you didn't refer to my win as a 'man-date'.'

Federally Guidelined

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

Blind Republican Johnson, Conservative Blues Elephant.

"I just discovered where the company's money is going. Since when did we start paying our employees?"

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

DOH to encourage PCTs to set up walk-in centres.

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"