Reel Talkers Gifts

"You know very well what fish!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'So who needs sonar?!'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

The Boys of Indian Summer

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

The Specimen Hunter

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

"Our trade deficit is at an all-time high, and you order English muffins?"

"They're both in telemarketing."

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

"You said it. I heard it. There's no taking it back, Harold!"

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."