Recovery From Brain Injury Gifts

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Cardiac Recovery.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'Very funny!'

Saline Drip Sommelier.

Time Out For Teddy

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Being Serenading in Casualty

Vaccine Spring

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

COVID 19

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'