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I found an old copy of "Gourmet" magazine in the O'Brian's recycling. They stopped publishing. Gourmet. But I'll have a dynamite recipe for the potluck. All I see are parties of handsome youthes at rustic tables. Gourmet. They're all attractively enjoying the good life. None of them seem to have jobs. Gourmet. Perhaps that's why the magazine went out of business. Definately no one from our block.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Culinary surgery.

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

Paul Bocuse caricature

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Painting and decorating

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

Kitchen Made

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

'My marriage is at the stage where we may re-model the kitchen - again!'

'Can't you workmen use the canteen for your tea break ?'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

'Help! I've painted myself into the fireplace...'

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"