Recipe Innovators T-Shirts

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Cook in the cookery section.

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Fresh pepper?"

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'Propane ran out.'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Swiss Army Stove.

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"We're making progress."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.