Recipe Inventor T-Shirts

Mother made everything from scratch.

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

"All my recipes are secret recipes now. I can't remember any of them."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Baker Romance

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

In the DNA Kitchen

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Culinary surgery.

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Cheese Secret

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Fresh pepper?"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'Propane ran out.'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."