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'I don't mind reversing roles...it's just that I'm getting bored with all the usual ways of doing chicken.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I found the termites!'

Baker Romance

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Culinary surgery.

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Painting and decorating

Chef makes a cook book.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

The traveling Yard Sale.

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Kitchen Made

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

'Help! I've painted myself into the fireplace...'

Baking