Rebirth Realist Gifts

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Phoenix

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"I hate this time of year."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Recession

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

US Dollar weakens.

Squeezing a tight budget...

"Goodbye cruel world."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

"I need the saw again."

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

"What happened to consumer confidence?"

Hang fire on the Champas. Just a glimpse of green roots, so, a small glass of sherry.

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

'I'm sorry I have to let you go but since this a global economy, you may rotate back here someday.'

Stock market full recovery?

'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.'