Recovery Realist Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone embracing recovery and realism? Our collection offers witty, uplifting items that acknowledge life's challenges while celebrating strength. Perfect for friends or loved ones navigating their healing process.

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"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..." mockup

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

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"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune." mockup

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

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"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department." mockup

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

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World Production.

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"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently." mockup

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party. mockup

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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COVID Devotion

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'Could I have a doggie bag?'

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Recession

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.' mockup

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

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Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.' mockup

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

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"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband." mockup

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

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"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free." mockup

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

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US Dollar weakens.

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'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.' mockup

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

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"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement." mockup

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

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Retirement Issues

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"Goodbye cruel world."

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He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate. mockup

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

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Squeezing a tight budget...

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'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.' mockup

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

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'They had a sale on electric green.' mockup

'They had a sale on electric green.'

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'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.' mockup

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

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"Didn't we have a door over there?" mockup

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

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Working in recovery of Hurricane

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'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.' mockup

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

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"Who would have thought retirement would be this much fun."

"Who would have thought retirement would be this much fun." mockup

"Who would have thought retirement would be this much fun."

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'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.' mockup

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

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'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.' mockup

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

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Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.' mockup

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

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'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.' mockup

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

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"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20." mockup

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

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Recovery Realist Gifts Collection

Recovery Realist Mugs

Explore our collection of recovery realist mugs—perfect for morning motivation or a comforting drink that acknowledges life's ups and downs.

Recovery Realist Pillows

Find recovery realist pillows that add cozy inspiration to any space, inspiring honesty and resilience every day.

Recovery Realist Prints

Browse our recovery realist prints to inspire reflection and resilience—unique artwork that celebrates honesty and perseverance.

Recovery Realist T-Shirts

Discover recovery realist t-shirts that combine humor and honesty—ideal for expressing resilience and realistic strength in style.