Rebirth Gifts

'I died on the first day of the rest of my life.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

The fate of the emigrant

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

The cell phone soother for life.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Baby Mozart.

Botany Baby!

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

celebrating a birth.

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Baby Playing Violin

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Baby Hairstyles.

'She posted her first blog today.'

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Phoenix

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.