Rebirth Gifts

'I died on the first day of the rest of my life.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

The fate of the emigrant

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

The cell phone soother for life.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Botany Baby!

"WHich one is mine?"

Whoa

Baby Mozart.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

celebrating a birth.

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Baby Playing Violin

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Baby Hairstyles.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.