Love And Rebirth Believer Gifts

Phoenix

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

true love.

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

' And after getting an excellent divorce settlement, Cinderella married an even more charming prince, and lived happily ever after.'

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

'What fresh hell is this? I just spent 50 grand on hair plugs.'

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

'I'm sure that in a previous life I used to be a clown.'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

"What a screwup. I was only supposed to get a hip replacement."

"That's karma for you! He was once my dog."

'The good news is, you're getting reincarnated...the bad news is, you're gonna be a mayfly...you've got five hours!'

Reincarnation is not kind to lawyers!

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

"When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you?"

'It's important to believe in yourself - even when the jury doesn't.'

Gay marriage

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

'My husband and I believe in reincarnation. Each of us hopes the other comes back as somebody else.'

'Another poor sod selected for reincarnation.'