Spiritual Rebirth Explorer Gifts

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

reincarnated worm...

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'You must heal yourself.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.