"What a screwup. I was only supposed to get a hip replacement."
New Birth Gifts
Looking for thoughtful ways to celebrate a new birth? Our collection offers charming and humorous gifts perfect for new parents, grandparents, or anyone sharing in the joy of welcoming a newborn. From adorable keepsakes to fun accessories, find expressions of love and good wishes that mark this precious milestone.
"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."
Bouncing baby
Meghan Markle gives birth to a Baby Boy
Woman given a pinstrip suited infant from a nurse
"Hurray! I just got born!"
Lockdown Babies
"My birth was such a shock to me . . . I couldn't talk for two years."
The meaning of life
'You're making my job much harder.'
Easter egg on Easter island breaking open to reveal a baby Easter island statue
Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...
'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'
The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.
"Please stop using the phrase, 'I wasn't born yesterday'."
Maternity Ward: Push & Keep Pushing
A drone carries a baby like a stork.
"She’s changed so much since her ultrasound photo."
"Heavens, what have I done?!"
"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "
"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."
"His first out-of-body experience."
'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'
Mum and baby both have pacifier.
Batman at the Maternity Ward
You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.
Cry babies.
baby sweetcorn...
'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'
'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'
Pool attached to child's bed.
'Honey, where's my cell phone?'
Late night teddy reading
Interior design trends for parents....
'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'
New Birth Gifts Collection
New Birth Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for celebrating new births—it’s a wonderful way to toast the new arrival with a warm drink and even warmer wishes.
New Birth Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that honor the miracle of new life. They’re a charming addition to any nursery or living space celebrating the newest family member.
New Birth Prints
Find stunning prints that commemorate the joy of a new birth. Ideal for framing and celebrating this exciting milestone in style.
New Birth T-Shirts
Check out our selection of t-shirts celebrating new birth! Perfect for proud parents, family, or friends who want to wear their joy and share the happiness.