Rebellion Rockstars Gifts

Dude, it's cool that you rebel by wearing a nose-ring, but if I were to do that, I would look just like my dad...

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

The No No No's

"Surprise!"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Joe Henry

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Lou Reed

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"