Reality Tv Disdainer Gifts

'There's so much rubbish on the telly these days.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

TV and cleaner

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

TV-Mirror.

Love Island

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"

The changing times of 'fame'.

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

Battle chefs

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

Simon Cowell

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Man watching television show, 'Are You Lower Than The Lowest Common Denominator'?

Celebrity Shark Attack.

Live water cooler.

Red Wire of Black Wire?

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."