Reality Tv Disdainer Gifts

'There's so much rubbish on the telly these days.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

TV and cleaner

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

TV-Mirror.

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

The changing times of 'fame'.

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Live water cooler.

Man watching television show, 'Are You Lower Than The Lowest Common Denominator'?

Celebrity Shark Attack.

Red Wire of Black Wire?

"To gain free publicity, corporate wants to turn out office into a reality show. For ratings, we'll need you to all to start hating and fighting each other."

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'