Reality Tv Rejecter Gifts

"Yes, I am watching reality shows, but not because I like them. They're so repulsive, they make me lose my appetite. I've lost a ton of weight."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

TV-Mirror.

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"

The changing times of 'fame'.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

Simon Cowell

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Man watching television show, 'Are You Lower Than The Lowest Common Denominator'?

Celebrity Shark Attack.

Live water cooler.

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

"To gain free publicity, corporate wants to turn out office into a reality show. For ratings, we'll need you to all to start hating and fighting each other."

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

"This isn't a reality show. . . it's the news."

'The following program isn't really recommended for anybody, but hey — ratings are ratings!'

'Not another Doctor Who spin off!?'