Reality Show Participant Pillows

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Our records show you've never appeared on a TV reality show. Are you some kind of subversive?'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"True crime meets reality TV"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Am I through to the next round?"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

The Mom quiz show

TV-Mirror.

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"

The changing times of 'fame'.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Distancing with the Stars

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Live water cooler.

Celebrity Shark Attack.

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."