Reality Show Participant Mugs

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Our records show you've never appeared on a TV reality show. Are you some kind of subversive?'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

American Idle.

"True crime meets reality TV"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"Am I through to the next round?"

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

TV-Mirror.

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

The Mom quiz show

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"

'Hang on a minute - I think there's something else down here!'

The changing times of 'fame'.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, unless it's a really sensational lie that will boost our ratings?

Welcome 'The Biggest Loser' New Contestants!

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Dancing with Jesus

Distancing with the Stars

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"We do not discuss religion or politics in this office. I feel compelled to add to the list 'American Idol'."

Celebrity Shark Attack.

Live water cooler.

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."