Participating In A Reality Show Pillows

'Congratulations! You've been selected for 'Total Desert Island Make-over'!'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

America's funniest election gaffes

"Am I through to the next round?"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

The Mom quiz show

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"