Tv Show Participant Pillows

Become a 'paranormal' investigator...

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Haywatch

Time Management

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'Yes, that person there...'

Woke Jersey Shore

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

'And now for some fresh and existing commercials before we get back to our dull, uninteresting, and hum-drum story.'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

American's Funniest Tax Decuctions

"Bork! Bork!"

The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network

'This is the way to do it.'

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

Anton Mosimann