Participating In A Reality Show Gifts

'Congratulations! You've been selected for 'Total Desert Island Make-over'!'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"True crime meets reality TV"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

America's funniest election gaffes

"Am I through to the next round?"

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

The big questions in life.

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs on the Maury show: "I have the DNA results right here!"

The Mom quiz show

Life stripped bare

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"