Reality Tv Participant Gifts

"What? The survival TV program I'm going to be on allows me to bring one item, crucial for my well being."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"True crime meets reality TV"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

TV and cleaner

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

America's funniest election gaffes

A couple decides what to watch.

"Am I through to the next round?"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'