Reality Tv Participant Gifts

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, unless it's a really sensational lie that will boost our ratings?

'We'd just like to get away from 'American Idol' for a while.'

'I can't eat it! It's too horrible!' 'It's not I'm a Celebrity...Mum's dished up some wonky carrots.'

"What? The survival TV program I'm going to be on allows me to bring one item, crucial for my well being."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

A couple decides what to watch.

"Am I through to the next round?"

TV and cleaner

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

America's funniest election gaffes

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.