Reality Tv Auditionee Pillows

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

TV-Mirror.

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"

The changing times of 'fame'.

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

Distancing with the Stars

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

Live water cooler.

Celebrity Shark Attack.

Man watching television show, 'Are You Lower Than The Lowest Common Denominator'?

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"To gain free publicity, corporate wants to turn out office into a reality show. For ratings, we'll need you to all to start hating and fighting each other."

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'