Reality Show Contestant Pillows

Emergency Exit

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

'Welcome to the new reality show. Who's the real-life whistle-blower?'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

American Idle.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Am I through to the next round?"

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

TV-Mirror.

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"

The changing times of 'fame'.

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, unless it's a really sensational lie that will boost our ratings?

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

Welcome 'The Biggest Loser' New Contestants!

Dancing with Jesus

"We do not discuss religion or politics in this office. I feel compelled to add to the list 'American Idol'."

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Distancing with the Stars

Simon Cowell

Man watching television show, 'Are You Lower Than The Lowest Common Denominator'?