Real Madrid Supporter Gifts

Toni Kroos

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Karim Benzema

Zinadine Zidane

'My feet are killing me.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

Egyptian Football

World Cup Fever

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Spot the fur ball.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Lionel Messi

Hands in same position from birth to death.

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

"Jim was a model Dad".

Stop with racism in sport!

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Goal

Referee cop.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

The game comes first...