Real Madrid Devotee Gifts

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Raheem Sterling

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

Positively Petersham

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Why moms make bad refs.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Cristiano Ronaldo

Snowman Football Fan.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Jose Mourinho

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Football Delivery

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Alex Ferguson

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Queen Anne

Ball and Chain

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

Soccer Moms