Spanish Football Fan Gifts

David de Gea

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Raheem Sterling

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Uptight End"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Mohamed Salah

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Centaur Forward

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Egyptian Football

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

Archaeologists discover a football

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?