Barcelona Fan Gifts

Lionel Messi

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Mohamed Salah

Egyptian Football

World Cup Fever

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

Pisa Hut.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Spot the fur ball.

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Goal

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

"Jim was a model Dad".

Hands in same position from birth to death.

Megan Anna Rapinoe

Stop with racism in sport!

Baby Footballer

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

Soccer Moms

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

Goalkeeping Dog

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

'Must be that new 3D football.'

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

"Now think on - a good clean fight and no punching on the break."

Dog and frog playing football.

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

Football Angel

Beer Waitress